Tag Archives: pets

For The Love Of Dog.

    Some people pamper and spoil their pets.  We would all like to be those people if we could afford it.  Instead, we do the right thing, we take good care of them, love them, and treat them as part of the family.  Okay, and sometimes we dress them up.  But not too much.

    Nearly everyone we know has a dog, or several.  (Yes some have cats too, but being a bad witch and a cat-hater, I have nothing to say about them.)  Today I found out that one of our closest dog friends, Yoda the Pug, has a ruptured disc.  (His pal, Baron the Boxer,  who “lacks all sense of personal space” may have, inadvertently in his ongoing enthusiasm for everything from company on the drive way to birds over head, stepped on him.)  He is on medication and cannot walk on the hard floors around the Anderson Family Home, so now we wanders, in his drunken-like gait, from rug island to rug island around the house.  Earlier this summer, he was accidently run over by Dad Anderson.  It was a horrid and panic-ridden moment.  But, thankfully, he was alright.  Not too badly banged up.  I remember when Daughter Anderson was saving her pesos to go and pick up the Baby Yoda.  He is now nearing a decade in people years (someone else needs to do the math for true age on that one) and just had his teeth cleaned.  Mother Anderson thinks maybe all that build-up on his canines and bicuspids was actually what was holding him together all this time.  (We have had cars like that.)  Because, as she said today, he really is not aging as gracefully as some who have gone before him. 

     We hope he hangs in there, snorts and snuffles himself back to good health and grungy teeth.  So that we can all enjoy him, or in my case, avoid him, for many more years to come.

Laxity, neglect, and dereliction of duty.

It’s not that I haven’t had anything to say, I have.  It’s just all the same things I have been saying for months now.  And I am very nearly boring myself now.  I need some input Readers! What do you want me to talk about?  What kind of topics can I discuss and teach you about?

Updates – my hair is growing, but still not fast enough.  The cross stitch project is coming along, almost 2/3 of the way done.  Elliott and his issues are an up and down fact of my days.  Teresa is still the world’s most wonderful sister-in-law.  All of my children are still beautiful, brilliant, and gainfully employed.  The fast/diet/walking plan is coming along nicely, even though I still haven’t actually seen any results.  My parents are still old, and ridiculous.  My beloved spouse is still my best friend, and way too silly to have the job he has.  The animals are all fat and perfectly healthy.  The country is still completely screwed up and totally broken.  Anything I missed?

Adult baby.

I feel as though I have been negligent, of late, in regaling you with the charm and uniqueness that is my youngest child.  She (like all the kids, if I am being truthful) was a great surprise and completely unplanned.  But we are so glad she made the effort.  As it turned out, medically speaking, she was all we were going to get, so we truly were fortunate that she found her way to us.  She is so different and so fabulous, and the most generous, loving kid ever.  She pulled off the greatest plan this winter.  After graduating from high school (which was quite a challenge for her), she went to Germany.  Upon returning, she dove into a volunteer position at the local humane society.  Her idea was that, if she was just there all the time, made herself invaluable, and everyone got to know her, they would eventually just hire her, because they couldn’t live without her.  It worked!  She is a real live employee.  She comes home covered in puppy poo, her phone is full of pictures of dogs that need homes, her days off are full of fundraising and pet awareness events, and the work itself is difficult, but she’s there, freezing rain, sideways snow, gale force winds, she shows up.  If you have read my work, you will notice a pattern in my offspring.  The WebMaster is studying to be a teacher, boy-child is a cop, like his dad, and now, following the theme, the baby is an animal rights advocate.  Have you noticed that no one in this family is big on money-making jobs?  But huge on making a difference?  Wow, if I could take credit for this, I would.  But they are their own people, and I am so amazingly proud of them all that it simply hurts.

Welcome to the world according to me.

Believe it or not, people have paid me money to attend a class like this.  I have opinions and info on nearly everything.  Okay, so everything that I find important or pertinent to being me, and to those around me.  Topics include, but are not limited to: paganism, global climate changes, recycling, Tarot cards, moon phases, bio-fuel, abortion, parenting, police departments, teachers salaries (or lack there of), text messages, tattoos, Dan Savage, purchasing used clothes, pets, boycotting certain businesses, Cher, dream analysis, 20-somethings who have their shit together, quilting, herbal remedies and acupuncture, Volkswagens, organic foods, death by cancer, past lives, Brian Setzer, needlepoint and counted cross stitching, family obligations, urban growth boundaries, and what ever else pops into my head.